brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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