Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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