kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
MIDGETS
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Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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