porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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