I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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