I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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