pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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