It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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