We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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