I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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