Joe is yelling at the trees again.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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