we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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