im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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