so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
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