We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
