Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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