We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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