brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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