I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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