Porn is love you can see.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Send help, water and tortillas.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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