did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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