Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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