You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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