What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
My ass is underappreciated
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