i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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