just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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