this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
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