i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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