I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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