I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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