guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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