Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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