matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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