What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
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