i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Dick very happy bro
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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