She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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