Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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