He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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