He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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