have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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