He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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