why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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