if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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