we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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