I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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