Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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