How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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