if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
