She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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