If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
