It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
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